How to play

In the interest of spreading the Batdown love, the true spirit of the game, the rules have been reproduced, translated and authenticated by those that were there or roughly about 10 pissed people.

The Rules of Batdown
  1. Batdown is played on just about any old bit of grass. For maximum challenge and enjoyment the purpose built game pitches (like Football fields) should be avoided
  2. A Bowler takes a ball and bowls it underarm to a batter
  3. The Batter stands at the crease and attempts to hit the ball safely away. So far Batdown is pretty similar to a game of Softball
  4. The fielders can get the batter out by:
    a) A clean catch
    b) A one hand one bounce catch
    c) A successful Batdown Throw
  5. When a batter hits a ball and is not given out by a catch the fielders should shout out "Batdown"
  6. Now the batter presents the bat depending on where the throw comes from
    a) More than 4m: Bat is placed flat on the ground perpendicular to the fielder taking the throw
    b) Between 2 and 4m: The bat is held vertically, touching the ground
    c) Less than 2m: The bat can be lifted a few inches off the ground and swung steadily
  7. A fielder then throws or rolls the ball at the bat in an attempt to hit it. Any connection and the batter is out to be replaced by the throwing fielder
  8. A Throw happens only when a ball is collected within the bounds of the playing field 
  9. Any ball retrieved outside the playing area can be Telephoned or thrown to another fielder who must catch the ball cleanly. Here a Batdown happens following rules 6 and 7. The ball can only be Telephoned once
  10. There is no referee in Batdown. All fielders act as a democratic committee to make decisions such as
    a) Giving a batter out
    b) The introduction of new rules, retroactive if required
    c) Changing of bowlers
  11. An action or decision can be challenged as being either for or against the spirit of the game. This is the highest court of appeal, but again the fielders decide by a majority vote
  12. The consumption of alcohol is strictly encouraged. Drinks should be consumed anywhere on the pitch. Extra appreciation is given to a catch where a drink is not spilled
  13. There is no time limit to games, sessions of play are advised to reduce fatigue